A verb. Decribes the reaction of one’s bowels to Indian food. Does not require actual Vindaloo as studies show that any Indian food can reproduce this burning-hot-like-lava, mud-butt. Seconds prior to this ass-plosion, loud rumbling from the intestines moving poo and gas down will fuck with your confidence. You think “I’ll make it, I’ll make it” but if you’re not within an arm’s length of the can, chances are you will be shitting your pants. After removing your drawers and cleaning up your pants the best you can, you toss that pair of shitty gitch in your neighbours trash can and go catch your bus back home. Look innocent or people will guess you are the source of the hum.
It can also be used to describe the fear you have about eating Indian food and shitting said pants
It can also be used to describe the fear you have about eating Indian food and shitting said pants
Mike: “Fuck Dave, I want Indian so bad but last time I shit my pants and I’m not keen on being Vindalood again just yet...maybe next week ok?
Dave: “Sure, how about pizza tonight and next week we get a curry”
Mike: “Sounds good, I’ll be ready for the Vindaloo ass-attack and bring a spare pair of gotch. “
Dave: “Sure, how about pizza tonight and next week we get a curry”
Mike: “Sounds good, I’ll be ready for the Vindaloo ass-attack and bring a spare pair of gotch. “
by NLLassyBunz March 5, 2018
When you have a roaring hot diarrhea of fire the day after having consumed very spicy foods, such as a Vindaloo curry. This usually happens first thing in the morning, mere minutes after you wake up, and it stings even worse going out than it did coming in.
Man, last nights curry was friggin' delicious, but it resulted in a painful Vindaloo evacuation early this morning.
by Kingen March 12, 2010
A restroom, toilet, or bog recently humbled by the emanations of an individual who has consumed too much of a very hot Indian curry.
Vindaloo: a very hot Indian curry made with meat or poultry, flavored with tamarind, vinegar, and garlic
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Loo: toilet, crapper, bog, shit house
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Vindaloo Loo
Vindaloo: a very hot Indian curry made with meat or poultry, flavored with tamarind, vinegar, and garlic
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Loo: toilet, crapper, bog, shit house
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Vindaloo Loo
Stay out the vindaloo loo, Uncle Ronnie just ruint the bog.
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Damn, uncle Ronnie, you didn't make another vindaloo loo did you.
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Damn, uncle Ronnie, you didn't make another vindaloo loo did you.
by daverpdx April 30, 2007
When you have a really spicy curry and it makes you need to go for a poo but when you do it burns your bum hole
Man1: cor blimey mate that curry last night was SPICY
Man2: innit bruv I had the fattest vindaloo poo after
Man2: innit bruv I had the fattest vindaloo poo after
by Mega oof February 15, 2019
by Erp the Wizard August 20, 2004
When you have a really spicy curry and it makes you need to poo but when you do it burns your bum hole
Man 1: cor blimey bro that curry last night was SPICY
Man 2: I know mate I had the fattest vindaloo poo after
Man 2: I know mate I had the fattest vindaloo poo after
by Mega oof February 15, 2019
by joshua forster February 17, 2008