gotch

Men's underwear

by Billmcm August 25, 2003

gotch

crooked, uneven, or asymmetrical, esp. of the eyes

"I could never tell which direction that gotch-eyed Marty Feldman was looking."

Russia's Captain Count Nicholas Pavlovich Ignatieff was known to have a divided left iris, half of which was blue, the other half brown; tortured prisoners were said to have known he enjoyed inflicting pain and cruelty "by the glitter in his gotch eye."

"Last night we drank ourselves completely gotch-eyed."

by spacklepants January 25, 2008

gotch

1 a mix between a gay person and their crotch
2 gay+crotch=gotch

used as an insult an adjective and a noun

created by two berea high school students, all other definitions of this word are fonny

1. OMG quit being such a gotch
2. Wow that was so gotchie of you
3. There are so many gotches here, its a gotchapalooza

by TIM AND SAM ARE AWSOME January 29, 2007

gotch

1. A mix between Goth and Scotch.
2. A drunk Goth.

Man, that dude is Gotch!

by Ashleigh March 14, 2005

gotch

To kotch or hang out but in a gay way.

Will was gotching with Ed last night.

by Bis Swah January 25, 2011

the gotch

A sexually transmitted disease that has evolved from syphillis, genital herpes, and the "clap."

"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"

"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"

"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."

by Paul Haggis, Dan Larsony January 16, 2008

GOTCH

Guy On The couCH

n. That friend that "crashed" on your couch a party a while back and never left it.

"Who is that?"
"Oh him? That's so-in-so, he's been sleeping on the couch for 2 weeks now.
"Oh, you have a gotch too?

by FriendWithAGOTCH December 30, 2009