Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.
Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents, whom one of which is Bruce Campbell, with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.
by RandyL July 23, 2005
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Taken from Fast and Furious.

The act of screwing people over in any online racing game by causing them to crash.
Player 1: Yes I'm coming first.
Player 2: NOT *bumps player 1 causing him to crash*.
Player 1: Dude why are you Vin Dieseling me.
by Gaara ofde Funk April 17, 2011
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Verb: The act of picking a woman up by her booty and forcibly shoving her against the wall for the act of lovemaking. Usually preformed with the females legs wrapped around the vin diesel 'er for added support and utility. This practice was made famous from the first Fast and Furious movie.
First male: "Hey bro my girl came over last night and as she walked in i totally Vin Diesel'ed her without saying hi!"

Second male: "Awesome!"
by The Neepshow January 16, 2012
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The act of sharing Vin Diesel facts, quotes and multimedia within your social circle to bring joy to them and learn ways to live life correctly.
1. Dan was having a shit day so Bob repeatedly Vin Dieseled him via Slack to cheer him up.

2. Stop Vin Dieseling me! you're making me feel my life is not worth it.
by argthesaurus July 8, 2016
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To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion.
1.The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door.

2.I lost all my hair when I Vin Dieseled a dog for eating my sandwich.
by Anie Banani March 5, 2008
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