| 1. | viciously retarded | ||
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Synonym for "Cool" or "Awesome", with origons tracked back to Fort Collins, CO from the types of mentally handicapped people that flail arms wildly and scream loudly, which is pretty awesome. Bruce: Man, last night was viciously retarded! Especially when I found $50.00!
Ted: Yeah, we will have to go out again soon! |
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| 2. | Boyband fetish | ||
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A person who has a unatural obcession for having sex either:
With boyband music/video playing in the background or infront of a live boyband/ or at a concert People who have a boyband fetish usually are gays who are in the closet, they are overly prone to rage and anger towards their friends usually kneeing viciously in the balls.Most come from the Houten regis area. Liam:I can't wait to see Take-That live.
Unnamed:Yeah aren't you taking your boy-friend? Liam:Just because she looks like a man doesn't mean she is! Unnamed:Whatever,along as she fufills your boy-band fetish! Liam:What did you say? Unnamed:!U HAVE A BOYBAND FETISH! Liam:You c*nt! (Knees viciously) Unnamed:Yeah, I wear a cup now .. . . . but damn it still hurts! |
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| 3. | Hoogie | ||
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To eat a pickle quickly and viciously while it's dark outside. "I just hoogied that bitch!"
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| 4. | Steel Trap | ||
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When someone enlisted in the military is viciously repeatedly and savagely ass-raped by their superior officer(s) taking breaks intermittently to do push-ups and pleasure them orally, this usually includes ball-gargling. The soldier doesn't realize he is being defiled and humiliated and doesn't protest because he has been programmed only to "take orders". Similar to a military grade Fuck-bot. Military man 1: Oh, Sgt. Steel? He's out back with Pvt. Kyle He's got him in a Steel Trap hehehe..
Military man 2: Ha, I remember those days(Pauses and fondly reflects) Pvt. Kyle just joined up didn't he? I guess Sgt. Steel has really taken a liking to him huh? He's gonna make a good soldier. Well can I speak to Sgt. Teets then? Military man 1: Sgt. Teets is indisposed at the moment... He's back there viciously masturbating to it. Military man 2:Ah of course, I'll come back later. |
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| 5. | garazi | ||
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noun- feminine term for wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man/ universal term for both domestic and foreign pain in the buttocks/a paradoxical creature comprised of great love and ferociousness- like God works in mysterious ways I was bed-ridden for weeks with a bad garazi, first in Mexico then at home.
There is a surplus of garazis at the wacky waving inflatable tube man rental headquarters. For some reason I felt great affection when she berated me so viciously, that woman's a garazi if I've ever known one. |
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| 6. | ravage | ||
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To viciously sex someone in the anus. Percy ravaged the poor man all night.
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| 7. | chodesmoker | ||
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a person who viciously strokes chodes,
traditionally clad in meat and beetles and also, on rare occasions, combined with "snowballing" and moist dung extracted from aging erotic entertainers, which makes it sort of kinky, and makes for bundles of crimson cheeks and mangled elbow scabs. Dammit, joan! If you weren't such a chodesmoker, your wrist wouldn't keep swelling up and turning into a claw!Make me a sandwich you saggy bitch.
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