by Cuntri July 12, 2006
by b9y March 28, 2010
When you lay next to a guy and place your left foot over his body close enough to his dick. Place the back of your knee on his dick (make sure he has a semi) grip the dick with your leg and stroke up and down. This is called the Vice Grip.
by Jestacy June 5, 2014
my YouTube auto-play got me caught up in such a vice grip yesterday, I watched 4 hours of documentaries!
by chip_skylark_ April 10, 2019
Also known as "The Human Flesh-light", the "Vice-Grip" was invented.. and perfected, by a Canadian punk band called "Vices, live in 3D!"
What it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (Or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver balls-deep down the shaft of one's penis, repeatedly, much like you would with a Flesh-light. But you need a Vice-like grip to really get the job done!
What it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (Or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver balls-deep down the shaft of one's penis, repeatedly, much like you would with a Flesh-light. But you need a Vice-like grip to really get the job done!
"Hey Joe, did you give that girl the old vice-grip last night?"
"Obviously! I love The Human Flesh-light. It's like masturbating with company!"
"Hell yeah!"
"But she suffocated and now I have this corpse in my bed."
"METH!"
"Obviously! I love The Human Flesh-light. It's like masturbating with company!"
"Hell yeah!"
"But she suffocated and now I have this corpse in my bed."
"METH!"
by Jacob Haggard December 2, 2011
1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.
2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
by JJ November 25, 2003
When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.
by Devil421 November 26, 2003