vicar’s portion
“insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course”
vicar’s portion by Agarter June 2, 2019
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vicar's handshake
Adjective to describe something is weak, loose or floppy, similar to the handshake of a Church of England clergyman.
Buying a second hand car.
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"
vicar's handshake by Pagan and proud! January 21, 2023
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Roman was very much wished to sing to the vicar with his new friend Edgar, though he was not sure yet that they would be using the same hymn sheet
sing to the vicar by flobberdobber July 7, 2006
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Ben - "Shag the vicar!..."
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