The ugliest "shoe" known to mankind. A boner killer when girls wear them. People who wear them are annoying about them because they want to believe they work. Really they just look like bums with smelly ass feet. Get some damn style!
by Realness360 May 10, 2014
A person who not only owns the Vibram Fivefingers but wears them constantly.
A Vibram Whore tells everybody they know (and don't know) about the Fivefingers obsessively.
Any time somebody mentions anything possibly related to footwear, the Vibram Whore will quickly jump in to mention the benefits of the Vibram Fivefingers.
They can usually quote several studies offhand showing the benefits of running or walking barefoot.
A Vibram Whore tells everybody they know (and don't know) about the Fivefingers obsessively.
Any time somebody mentions anything possibly related to footwear, the Vibram Whore will quickly jump in to mention the benefits of the Vibram Fivefingers.
They can usually quote several studies offhand showing the benefits of running or walking barefoot.
Friend 1: Totally, man.. oh god. Here comes Colin.
Friend 2: He's such a Vibram Whore.
Colin: Hey, guys, want to hear the benefits of the Vibram Fivefingers?!
Friend 1 & 2: Christ..
Friend 2: He's such a Vibram Whore.
Colin: Hey, guys, want to hear the benefits of the Vibram Fivefingers?!
Friend 1 & 2: Christ..
by A Vibram Whore Myself December 7, 2009