vodaing 

Vodaing (Voda AF is another variant) is when someone is unsafe in their firearm practice, training, or shooting.

Some also use this to describe poor tactics or lack of knowledge in regards to personal protection or tactical abilities.

The guy comes in here all Vodaing stabbing the paper target and shooting the ceiling.

vodaing by Menofarms July 28, 2017

Vodak Moment 

The moment when you realize that vodka would go well with your current, nonalcoholic beverage.

Zac: This juice tastes great, but it's missing something..

Nate: Pour some Skyy in there, it'll taste awesome!

Zac: Total Vodak Moment.

Vodak Moment by Dessimate March 17, 2011

voda af 

Vodaing (Voda AF is another variant) is when someone is unsafe in their firearm practice, training, or shooting.

Some also use this to describe poor tactics or lack of knowledge in regards to personal protection or tactical abilities.

What was that dude trying to teach, that's Voda AF... he is gonna get someone hurt.

voda af by Menofarms July 28, 2017

vodafone 

Complete ineptitude at providing a product suitable for use in any way shape or form. Alternative meaning: Broadband at 64bps - 15kbps

Mike: I'm stuck in a 2 year contract with a company that spends all their money on advertising products that they never actually develop. and sorry I didn't get that email you sent me last year because I'm still waiting on the hotmail sign in page to load.

Paul: Ah! You stupid fucker! You signed up with vodafone didn't you? Their idea of broadband is a piece of string with a tin can tied to each end. You'd be better of sending a letter via post to the internet company so they can send you a print out of the web page you're trying to view. You'd save yourself so much time.

Mike: Useless fuckers

vodafone by Dorian81 April 14, 2008

Vodafone 

A shit mobile phone company whoring its unworthy wares like an eastern european prostitute.

Welcome to Vodafone. We have your bank details now, so be prepared to lose a lot of money.

Vodafone by Captain Freedom August 3, 2003

Vodafail 

When using the vodafone network and it fails... again

I Tried to call you last night to let you know of spare tickets to the gig but Vodafail was in full effect.

Vodafail by v8shorty December 10, 2011

Vodafone 

12p a text, 12 fuckin pence, i hate them

vodafone are twats

Vodafone by JimmyK September 18, 2003