I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile by Jim June 16, 2004

vertical smile 

A woman's Vagina. Called a smile since there are two labia or lips just like a face.

I'd like to kiss that vertical smile any time.

vertical smile by wickers February 12, 2008

Vertical smile 

"another word for vagina, pussy, whispering eye etc."

"I havent seen you in a while god damn i miss that mother fuking vertical smile"

Vertical smile by sweatyandready May 2, 2010

vertical smile denial 

lesbian version of a cock block. When a friend or anyone vag blocks a lesbian from making the beast with two backs with another hot chick

Sheryl was about to get some with a hot young thing until Mary stepped in and pulled a real vertical smile denial.

vertical smile denial by Macdonsa May 3, 2009

Vertical Smile 

Large Vagina lips, over sized vagina lips usually followed up with a rather large sized hole or Black hole into another universe. A breeding grounds for duck butter aka yeast cheese, warts, and gate way for other abnormal deceases.

Holy shit dude... You would think with a vertical smile like that she would know whats she is doing.

I cannot believe we were able to stuff yours, mine, and a trout inside that vertical smile...

Someone needs to introduce her to summer's eve! that vertical smile is rather rank! I just threw out my $1200.00 chair and now I fear gum decease! This is worse than fatty remorse!

Vertical Smile by Savage Mule October 7, 2009

vertical smile 

Vagina, pussy, cunt, slit, fish taco, open hole, one in the pink, pink large mouth, small mouth, lips, the carpet of the drapes, clit, sock, reversed penis, love maker, love breaker, dick rider

You have a pretty smile, I bet your vertical smile is even better

vertical smile by 07sti kinda guy October 18, 2010

vertical smile 

A creative term for vagina or pussy.

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.

vertical smile by E. Normus Johnson February 11, 2003