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1. intolerable latency and jitter upon mission-critical tasks. 2. distorted depiction of situation (DDoS) in provisioning and maintenance
I have a Verislo GigE port at Ashburn.
Verislo by lksd March 20, 2005
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johnathan (gay verison) 

He like men alot a skinny 100 pound virgin with fuck boy hair and is a cringey "hypebeast"
Johnathan is a faggot Johnathan (gay Verison) .
When you cum in a womans ear and then say "can you hear me now?".
Yo man, last night a gave this girl a verison!
Verison by Mike C. March 11, 2005
1. intolerable latency and jitter upon mission-critical tasks. 2. distorted depiction of situation (DDoS)
I have a Verislo FastE port at Ashburn.
Verislo by lksd May 13, 2005

Verisonal 

"Oh man, how did that date go last night?"
"It ended up alright, we ended up doing verisonal."
Verisonal by FireElegy July 21, 2017

verișor 

A gypsy individual that pretends to have relatives everywhere in the world.

Usually characterised by a lack of brain, fondness of the white color, a fine music taste (manele, Indian music), driving a cheap E39 BMW with a 3.0l with 4 cil in-line engine and pretending that it's a V6.

He also likes to find lame reasons to hug a girl so he can touch her ass, her tighs.

Sometimes he likes to get girls pregnant and brag about it.

He likes to use words that are longer than 5 letters even if he doesn't know their meaning and he can't handle the pronunciation.

He has a high self-esteem and high morals (obviously not) and is emotionally unstable.

You only see him living in groups of at least 3 members which are also verișori.

He is a national champion at all sports and never let's anyone forget it. (the same with his birthday, anyone must know it)

Always seeking attention and brags about everything he has or he's done.

Sg: verișor; noun

Pl: verișori; noun

Other forms:

Verișoare: when you're talking directly to him.

Verișorul: when you're talking about him.
Verișor 1: Verișoare, let's drink something tonight and listen to some manele from my iPhone 10.
Verișor 2: Let's go, I'm gonna drink my pregnant girlfriend's pussy juice and my BMW.
verișor by Seelöwe14 January 22, 2018