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Velociturd 

What comes from taking a dump very hard, often after not shitting for a while; It usually gets unloaded within 1-2 seconds and travels at lethal velocities, hence the name.
On the road trip last thursday, Bob didn't crap for days. But when we finally got to a truck stop, I could've sworn the earth exploded. The stench emanating from the bathroom that housed Bob's velociturds was unbearable. I could even smell that unholy odor for a few hours afterwards.
Velociturd by GUY_9000 November 13, 2011
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Velocitude 

A pseudo-science term for something going at a crazy fast speed. A combination of velocity and attitude that allows you to describe the ridiculous speed of planes or spaceships. A possible Bushism.
The rocket ship was climbing at an incredible velocitude. It appeared to be just a blur and a streak.
Velocitude by QuestionMarc August 23, 2009

Velocityraptor 

A sexual predator who also suffers from premature ejaculation.
"I got really badly raped last night. Not only did he have a knife, but he finished really quickly... I felt like I'd been had by some sort of Velocityraptor..."
Velocityraptor by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Velocitunity 

The listening enhancement some songs achieve when heard in a fast moving vehicle.
"Radar Love" probably benefits more from velocitunity than any other single song.
Velocitunity by Tim O'Kane March 22, 2008

Velocitra 

Johnny is such a terrible friend. A Velocitra, if you will.
Velocitra by Kalajacka May 28, 2020

Velocityeditzz 

Velocityeditzz is a great editor on funimate and should have 100k followers and a notice by funimate
Person 1: Who is Velocityeditzz?
Person 2: you don't know who Velocityeditzz is? They are a really good editor/ Velocity maker
Velocityeditzz by anonymous June 7, 2021

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026