12 definitions by Young Sween

Viconvo

The conversation that follows after said clergy member spots some lonely Vicar Candy.

"Come with me Rory"
"...but Daddy is over there..."
"I said NOW Rory"
"B..but..."
"Do you like candy?"
"W...what"
"DO YOU LIKE CANDY RORY!?"
"Erm... yeah I guess"
"Then come with me and I'll show you my candy"



... *shiver* at that Viconvo...

by Young Sween January 26, 2009

Dishwizard

Plain substitution for any noun-based insult: 'Shithead', 'Fucker', 'Minge' etc...

"Dude I totally fucked your mum the other night"
"Mate you're a proper Dishwizard"

by Young Sween January 26, 2009

Velocityraptor

A sexual predator who also suffers from premature ejaculation.

"I got really badly raped last night. Not only did he have a knife, but he finished really quickly... I felt like I'd been had by some sort of Velocityraptor..."

by Young Sween January 26, 2009

Roof Tap

To manually stimulate a female to such an extent that the sound of fingers on vagina wall are heard.

"Man, bitch was wet last night! Makin' some fresh noises"
"Roof Tap?"

by Young Sween January 26, 2009

Ripped Shandy

While masturbating, proceed to snap your banjo string.

*eyes widen* "Owwwwwwww SHIT!"
"What's up baby?"
"I think I just Ripped Shandy right then..."

by Young Sween January 26, 2009

Vicar Candy

A young boy with an ample amount of curly blonde hair.

"There was the funniest looking kid outside earlier... PRIME Vicar Candy"



"lol"

by Young Sween January 26, 2009

Shit A German Goose

A phrase that can describe extreme anxiety or shock.

"I just got raped by 5 burly fuckers..."
*Mouth Open* "Shit A German Goose!"

by Young Sween January 26, 2009