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peener and veggies 

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
Vegging (v):

to just sit and chill around. vegging can be done with more then one person, or done solo. Refers to the proud broccili (which is rich in Vitimans, its a miracle!) who does not do much in its life, but is still ultimatly cool.

to vegg, veggin', vegitate, veg (n) a person who chronically vegges.
BOB: hey, whatsup?
YOU: nm, just veggin'
BOB: wow, you're such a vegg. i could come over and we could do some vegging together!
YOU: sounds VEGTASTIC!

does not refer to crippled person(s) at all. that would just be uncool.
Vegging by just veggin' July 28, 2010

Veggie-Nazi 

a militant vegetarian
A popular talk show personality: “EAT MEAT, SCREW VEGGIE-NAZIS!”
Veggie-Nazi by Styx Spudger April 2, 2009

Veggie Dogging 

The act of rubbing a dildo between another's butt cheeks without penetrating the anus. Also see: hot dogging
Sue and Lisa spent the night breaking in their new dildo by veggie dogging.
Veggie Dogging by KKgoldfish August 20, 2014

veggie blowout 

When ur vegan coffee makes your bowels uncontrollable
Dawson drank the vegan coffee and had a veggie Blowout of epic proportions
veggie blowout by Hiwhatzup December 8, 2016

Veggietales Facts 

The one Twitter account that posts high quality Christan facts and also about Veggie Tales.
Guy 1: Hey did you see Veggietales facts most recent tweet?
Guy 2: No. What is it?
Guy 1: "Does anyone know any demonic rituals you can do with household supplies? I'm on a budget."