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vegetable killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The carrot stood no chance against the vegetarian.
by Alfonzo February 11, 2004
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someone who doesn't eat anything with a face

also known as "veggie head"
dude- why rn't u gettin a burger?

vegetarian- cause i'm a veggie head

dude- so u don eat meat

vegetarian- nothing living

dude (who is smarter than 1 might think)- so u don eat plants

vegetarian- actually, my mistake, i don eat anything with a face
by Lexy "Veggie Head" December 01, 2006
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someone who doesn't eat anything to do with animals. people are NOT vegetarians if they eat fish, gelatine, wear leather etc. they are sad. yeah i'm elitist, so what?
1- "hey look at me and my hot-ass leather shoes, tuna sandwich and PETA shirt. i totally believe in animal rights and i'd never eat one."

2- "so.....you'd never harm a living animal?"

1- "never, it's wrong."

2- "so that dead cow on your feet and dead fish on your hands didn't die for you?"

1- "..............fiddlesticks."
by mhairi April 07, 2005
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If you eat birds and marine animals, and any products made from animals, YOU ARE NOT A VEGETARIAN! And animal products include Jello, yogurt, ice-cream, butter, and eggs. Dumbass.
Vegetarian: I have been a vegetarian for eight years and I eat chicken, duck, fish, crabs, lobsters, shrimp, and oysters.
Meat Eater: (laughing) You are not a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: Yes I am.
Meat Eater: (pulls out biology book) Let's see here...(turns to bird anatomy) I certainly don't see plants with these kinds of organs...(turns to fish anatomy) or these organs...(turns to lobster anatomy) or these organs...(turns to oyster anatomy) or these organs. Have you even seen any of these animals while they are alive? What makes them so different from eating a dead cow or pig or sheep?
Vegetarian: (embarrased) Um...er...it's just that...um...I don't eat red meat, yeah and....um...red meat is blood meat..and..and..I DON'T LIKE BLOOD!
Meat Eater: But still you eat meat, and if you eat meat you are not a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: But..but..I AM! You're trying to deceive me!
Meat Eater: I'm deceiving you? You said you are a vegetarian but you eat meat. Both are contradictory.
Vegetarian: Fuck you! Fuck you and burn in Hell with your murderous meat eating evil (stabs Meat Eater with hidden knife).
Meat Eater: (groaning in pain) Wow. I thought vegetarians were actually peaceful, reasonable people.
by sarcastic April 23, 2003
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1. A person who does not eat meat of any kind, but still eats eggs and animal products.

2. A douchy self-righteous ass who need attention and need to feel special and non-conformist so much that they don't eat animal products and they condemn anyone who eats meat.

Note: All vegetarians are definition 1, but not all are definition 2.
Vegetarian: Don't you love that tortured pesticide-filled yummy cow that was kept in a tiny living space and was killed inhumanely? Doesn't it make you feel great? Aren't I so cool because I'm ruining your meal right now?

Omnivore: Actually this is certified organic grass-fed beef, and even if it weren't, it's my choice of what I eat, so please, fuck off.

Vegetarian: Well you're still wrong!

Omnivore: Wow. I can see how you have all your friends.
by eatmeatlovetheearth June 17, 2010
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Someone who instead of eating meat, substitutes with other kinds of foods. The term is commonly misused and mistaken for vegan. A vegan is someone that doesn't eat, drink or wear anything that comes from an animal.
It would sure suck being a vegetarian on Thanksgiving.
by Gary Destruction July 14, 2003
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hey dickheads, dont say you arent a vegetarian if you eat eggs and milk. That would make you not a vegan dumbass. Look the fucking word up in the dictionary.
Vegetarian: "oh i'm a vegetarian"
other person: "really? do u eat eggs and milk?"
vegetarian: "yes, i'm not a vegan."
by vegetariangirl June 11, 2006
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