1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night
2. (adj) To be fucked over
2. (adj) To be fucked over
1. "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw"
1. "Last night was so varnish man!"
2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."
1. "Last night was so varnish man!"
2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."
by Trigital October 28, 2010
When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.
We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.
by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010
jess: whoah chamberlain you are so fucking varnished its insane
chaimberlain: i do not need your unnessecary opinions thank you very much.
chaimberlain: i do not need your unnessecary opinions thank you very much.
by donkey munt January 30, 2018
by Jawn Wayne, Duke of Moot October 30, 2009
To vanish to somewhere everyone knows you're at. So you dissapear but people have knowledge of knowing where you are.
by Hank12121 June 13, 2008
by Luke Fryer August 6, 2008
1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.
I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!
by Rowl2000 April 19, 2009