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1.
1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night

2. (adj) To be fucked over
1. "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw"

1. "Last night was so varnish man!"

2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."
by Trigital October 27, 2010
 
2.
another word for cocksucker, because they polish wood
that chick polish's so much wood we nicknamed her varnish
by Jawn Wayne, Duke of Moot October 30, 2009
 
3.
To vanish to somewhere everyone knows you're at. So you dissapear but people have knowledge of knowing where you are.
"He varnished, but returned shortly...unlike waldo"
by Hank12121 June 12, 2008