Top Definition
When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.
We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.
by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010
1 Word related to Varnished
alcohol intoxicated, drunk
I'll bet she got varnished after work and passed out on the bench.
by The Return of Light Joker November 24, 2010
The state of being so thoroughly drunk and stoned that you are completely and utterly fucked up. 100% blasted, plastered and loaded with a good, big, powerful toke of stoke. Or grass or weed or whatever...
I'm fucking varnished to the max, fucker!!!
by Alexander, irish bastard September 23, 2015

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