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Varnerize 

Transitive verb
Var· ner· ize | \ ˈvär-nə-rīz \
Varnerized; Varnerizing
1. to stare intently upward at someone and slowly reveal a menacing-yet-persuasive smile while pressing one’s lower jaw into the sternum, producing the effect of a double chin.

2. to render hypnotized one’s elders, causing them to spend their hard-earned cash on overpriced autumnal follies.
The young girl Varnerized her stepmother, hoping that she’d drive the children to a certain local farm offering hayless hayrides and myriad varieties of exotic gourds.
Varnerize by TheRealMQB March 31, 2021
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Street name for Vicks' Vaporub
Bro, I ain't feeling good, could you rub some varge on me?
Varge by maxxam November 22, 2010
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vadger Varner Vager VANGER vagerbil Varge Vargek Verger vadgerigar Vadgering
Our ultimate Lord, there is no equal.
I finally am not retarded, thanks to our savior Vargeez!
Vargeez by VargeezLover October 24, 2018
The vaginal area (va-ja-ira)
She has an issue in her vageria.
vageria by CandaceAlex September 29, 2019
Someone who makes it a goal to and takes pride in being the first to see the newest releases. One who makes a habit of being on the verge. (Esp. in music and celebrity news)
A: Dude Chris is always talking about how he gets every mixtape the night it comes out. Sometimes he even gets songs before the official versions are released!
B: Yea I know dude, he's like the definition of a verger.
Verger by The Hero 9691 April 2, 2011
A combination of Virgin + Loser, usually seen around comic cons, ogling women cosplaying like it was going out of style.

People who are most likely never getting laid in their entire life unless they pay for it.
- "Oh my God, that woman is so hawt!!!"
- "Shut up Virger."

- "Women who dress provocatively deserves to get raped!"
- "That's such a Virger thing to say."
Virger by Swedish Jesus October 21, 2012

valgerður

Valgerður is an amazing name from iceland. Only the hottest people can be named such an amazing name
Valgerður is so hot that im puking
valgerður by YourMyUwU July 4, 2019