"Oh! I get it now. You didn't open a coffee shop that sells crème brûlée;

this is a crème brûlée shop that has coffee! Makes sense. But to be a true vansterpreneur you need a chalkboard full of ironic-pun-brûlée flavours."
"Agreed, that's why we have two."
"Touche sir! Touche. Mind if I vape while you brule?"
by choga March 30, 2020
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