To fit in with the residents of this fair city, a Vancouverite must acquire
one or more mercedes benz, year passes to Whistler-Blackcomb, and membership to the local yacht club. Cannabis will be provided at your nearest safe injection site.
White people need not apply.
Convo between two white Vancouverites:
"Damn those Vancouverites, all
laughing at me because I drive a
ford Taurus"
"Relax, they're just a bunch of FOBs with parents
working in China and not paying taxes"
"Sigh, it's not easy being white"
"Word up man. So, u wanna smoke some weed?"
"Yeah, why not.."