A very ba last name, and your related to vnnilla ice
Alison Vanwinkle likes balls and has herpes.
by booser April 08, 2005
to sleep for a very long time, especially through important events.
I was so tired yesterday that I layed down on the couch and van winkled right through my basketball game.
by jwd142 August 11, 2009
Knocking out a chick during sex and then ejaculating on her chin. When she wakes up she has a white beard like Rip Van Winkle
Dude, Greg's mom choked on my dick last night, and passed out, so I Van Winkled her!
by maul731 December 20, 2006
An awesome last name that derives from the dutch. Usually has bad luck with stumping toes into random things. And a bad temper.
"Man, those vanwinkles will shank a bitch."
by sweetink September 25, 2009
An adult or older adolescent who experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger.
That man walking past the house looks like a Van winkle... Children come inside now!
by Harvard Thug March 03, 2015