vampire tea bag 

a freshly used bloody tampon

Bobert likes to suck on Vampire Tea Bags.

vampire tea bag by Miz. Violent Dolly July 26, 2005

vampire tea bag 

A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with his mesntruating lady friend, then proceeds to dunk his bloodied scrotum into her eagerly waiting wide-open mouth.

Seeking revenge for his lady friend tricking him into period sex, Matt pulled out mid-stroke and rewarded her with a sticky vampire tea bag.

vampire tea bag by Ryjamin September 5, 2012

vampire tea bag 

A tampon, new or used.

(1) Count Dracula and Barnabas Collins got together for tea. Wrenfelt brought them an assortment of vampire tea bags. Suddenly Blade, Buffy and Van Helsing jumped out of the bushes and slaughtered them!

(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!

vampire tea bag by Dr. Peter Poppinhyman May 16, 2006

vampire's tea bag 

a used tampon

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!

vampire's tea bag by ben curry September 24, 2003

Vampires teabag 

A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.

So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!

Vampires teabag by Valetudo March 26, 2004

Vampires teabag

A used female tampon

I took this chick home from the club , but she was packing a vampires teabag , so no chance of me getting laid....

Vampires teabag by The nude posty May 4, 2026

vampire's teabag 

a used tampon

As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.

vampire's teabag by John R. December 4, 2003