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Destroying something in order to fix.
My father told me I need to valance my toaster.
Valance by BrokenEye4945 November 30, 2020
Bald headed lopsided head ahh boy
“Hey look! It’s valance!”
“You mean that bald walking stick?”
“Fosho!”
Valance by vj is sus kid April 2, 2021

Valance Entertainment 

a roblox group that has a middle schooler run the whole server. Owner (Cohen Breux) treats staff bad like talking behind their back, favoritism to others, etc.. He is also a closeted gay ( fun fact) . His events flop without Jaxon!

Vaginal Valance 

A short skirt which only just covers the genetalia. Often somewhat frilled, in contrast to the less elaborate pussy pelmet.
Lucinda was sure to get Roy's attention in her new vaginal valance
Vaginal Valance by welmsley April 3, 2011

Holly Valance 

Holly Valance is an abhorrently untalented "singer" and "actress" who is nevertheless popular because she shows her ass and legs to everyone. Luckily for her, both are quite good, otherwise she wouldn't be famous. Like many famous young women these days, her popularity is not driven by talent, but by the masturbatory fantasies of young men. She is most famous for her video for her single "Kiss Kiss" in which she pranced around naked for four minutes, with only little CGI lighting effects obstructing view of her nipples and pussy. The most recent addition to her resume is the role of a stripper/prostitute on Prison Break. Naturally.
"Ooohhh Holly Valance... that's how I want it baby... oh yeah!!"
Holly Valance by Tom Jac. October 14, 2007

holly valance 

Sexy female singer from Australia, with a sweet body and great voice, also known for her acting skills.
She is a GODDESS!!!
To hard to touch
Is getting to much
you know is just a State Of Mind
holly valance by Dark Chronos January 20, 2005
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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