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vagypnotize 

1. The act of using vagypnosis to control or influence the actions of another human being.
2. Dominating a man or woman by using access to ones vagina to gain power over that individual.
She thought to herself "He wants to break up with me, I want to live in his house, and sleep with him every night. He will be mine. I will vagypnotize him, and make him give me a fat ring, and buy me a car."
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vagypnotism 

1. Of or dealing with the induction of vagypnosis.
2. The act of vagypnotizing.
She used vagypnotism on him and he just bought her a $12,000 ring. Now he's broke, and has no where to live, then she sold the ring and used it to pay 6 months for a luxury apartment downtown.
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vagypnotic 

1. Of or pertaining to of or pertaining to vagypnosis or vagypnotism.

2. A woman who is so unbelievably sexy, that she can use sex -or the very thought of having access to her vagina- as a way to gain control over any man or woman that she wants to.
She is so unbelievably sexy, and vagypnotic, that she gets whatever she wants all of the time.

She uses her vagypnotic charms to get men to sign paperwork, to get out of speeding tickets, and to make them give her gifts; she even uses it on that girl at the cash register who dresses like a boy, to make her accept expired coupons.

Vagypnatize

To allure or ensnare someone with the power of your vagina (can be intentional or unintentional).
"My pussy is so amazing that just hanging out with my own cousin that he became Vagypnatized and before it got creepy I had to friend zone him hard!"
Vagypnatize by Sailormonkey333 February 28, 2022

vagnotized 

Doing everything and anything a female tells you to. You're so mesmerized by her and her goodies that you'll do anything she says. You'll believe anything that comes from her mouth even if she's lying. She's perfect to you no matter what.
DUDE 1: I just saw mark's girl with another dude
DUDE 2: did you tell him?
•DUDE 1: yea but he won't believe me
•DUDE 1: damn Bruh he's too Vagnotized already
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026