by Guy Smiley November 13, 2003
by Kaycee B February 13, 2008
Zack: "Ewww, did you see her?"
Vin: "Ya!, I think she had a Vagoner!!!"
Zack: "Yuck"
Vin: "Yuck indeed"
Vin: "Ya!, I think she had a Vagoner!!!"
Zack: "Yuck"
Vin: "Yuck indeed"
by TheBigManGuy11 April 19, 2010
A mashup of Vagina and Boner, a Vagoner (pronounced "Vaj-joner") is a mammoth erection lost due to something being so shocking, disgusting or unsexy that it immediately crawls deep up inside the mans body, subsequently resembling a timid, trembling vagina.
Dude 1: Hey man. Did I ever tell you about the time I had the worlds deepest vagoner?
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.
by Avinexis July 25, 2012
by im~sexy~and~i~know~it December 25, 2011
by ltsmash1200 August 19, 2008
The 'Fag Vagon' is a vehicle usually accompanied by two men. Though is not limited to having more than two men in the car. It is usually a four door vehicle, no matter what make or model. A Kia; accompanied by two or more men. A prime example of a 'Fag Vagon.' -- If you think about the name, 'Fag Vagon', you will probably know that it means, 'Fag Wagon.'
by omfgpwnt October 8, 2010