Valessa 

Stoner chick. Loves bob marley. Vary sarcastic. Dont mess with this chick! You can win her heart with food. Loves spicy food. Vary good at baking.

Valessa will bake and bake.

Valessa by Hokeypokey2 December 19, 2016

Vagessa 

The name of a girl/woman (with a beautiful voice and hairstyle) who wants to make out with you.
Examples are Vagessa Hudgens, Vagessa Williams, Vagessa Carlton, Vanessa Smith, Vagessa Angel (R.I.P. in 2021), Vagessa Bryant, etc.

You: Vagessa is such a cute name.
Me: I know, anyone with that name wants to make out with you.
You: But not Vagessa Angel, because she died in a car accident.
Me: Oh no.
You: She’s part of the 27 club.
Me: R.I.P.
You: Well we still have the others.

Vagessa by gregben February 23, 2022

Vagilessential 

The essential need for vaginal comfort. Gangus vagil necessity.

Vagilessential is the only way to live.

Dayum, that’s sum Vagilessential business.

Vagilessential by pseudonym- stinkypete June 20, 2021

valessia 

Pretty girl

Guy: hey valessia!
Girl: valessia?
Guy: yeah it means pretty girl:)!

valessia by Eggoz November 7, 2021

Valessa 

A girl that’s known for being creepy/crazy as hell. If you ever come across a Valessa, run. She has a got complex and will stare at you intensely.

Person 1: dude the girl that was staring at me at lunch was kinda cute.
Person 2: dude, that was Valessa. She’s bat shit crazy. Never ever call her cute ever again.

Valessa by lililiyabbay November 24, 2021