Vaginapuss
Vaginapuss by Cletus t storm October 22, 2019
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vaginophrenia
An unexplainable and inconsistent state of mind that comes from having a vagina. ALWAYS eventually results in senseless or irrational behavior by a woman.
The most prominent reason a man can never truly have a female best friend.
The most prominent reason a man can never truly have a female best friend.
"I thought she was the first girl I could actually understand, she seemed cool."
"You underestimated the effects of vaginophrenia, my friend."
"You underestimated the effects of vaginophrenia, my friend."
vaginophrenia by Cullen/ RW September 28, 2008
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vaginophone
vaginophone by kronix September 25, 2007
vaginophagocytosis
Noun. The ingestion of Danny or other men by women or vaginophagocytes. process by which certain living beings called women ingest or engulf other humans (see men). The vaginophagocyte may be a free-living one-person organism, such as a wife, or one of the group humans, such as a gang of sisters. In some forms of human life, vaginophagocytosis is a means of feeding; an action used to absorb the life force of their male counterparts. In other humans, vaginophagocytosis is chiefly a defensive reaction against the invasion of the body by foreign phallic bodies.
My wife is an expert at vaginophagocytosis. I haven't been happy since I got married. I feel like I'm dead inside.
vaginophagocytosis by TheWalkingDeadInside December 27, 2019
Vaginoplasty
Vaginoplasty is any surgical procedure whose purpose is to treat vaginal structural defects, affect aesthetic considerations, or to partially or totally construct or reconstruct a vagina. This procedure is normally attributed with the violent damage caused by PPVA: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PPVA
Vaginoplasty rejuvenates a woman's vagina, tightening muscles and repairing soft tissues damaged by PPVA: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PPVA
Vaginoplasty by SatisfiedCustomer March 10, 2009
vaginoplasty
1. A surgery where a neovagina is constructed by effectively turning the male genitalia inside out. This operation is considered by many to be the hallmark of a MTF sex change. In reality however, it is just a small part of the process that allows one to be tremendously more comfortable with their body and finally have straight up sex with their boyfriend or finally have real fun in bed with their girlfriend if they're transbian. It also helps a lot in keeping transsexual haters/transphobic people from calling them a guy in a dress.
2. A surgery done on people to construct them a neovagina because of natal absence of a vagina or because of a vaginectomy. The neovagina is usually made by grafting a section of the colon.
2. A surgery done on people to construct them a neovagina because of natal absence of a vagina or because of a vaginectomy. The neovagina is usually made by grafting a section of the colon.
Person 1: Hey you know Jilian, my girlfriend? She just went to Trinidad, Colorado to get a vaginoplasty from Dr. Bowers.
Person 2: For the last time, Jilian, or whatever he wants to call himself is your boyfriend, not your girlfriend!!! He has a Penis!!! Oh and what's a vaginoplasty?
Person 1: An operation where they turn the penis into a vagina.
Person 2: Oh, well I guess I can't call you gay anymore; damn it!!!
Person 2: For the last time, Jilian, or whatever he wants to call himself is your boyfriend, not your girlfriend!!! He has a Penis!!! Oh and what's a vaginoplasty?
Person 1: An operation where they turn the penis into a vagina.
Person 2: Oh, well I guess I can't call you gay anymore; damn it!!!
vaginoplasty by JsyBird December 20, 2008
Vaginophobia
Vaginophobia by fearof.. January 13, 2009