vaginamoney 

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.

Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."

vaginamoney by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

Vaginamancy 

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.

In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy

Vaginamancy by centricity October 15, 2010

Vaginaface Mcgee

A pansy, pussy, or someone you just don't really like for any apparent reason. Also, someone who has excessive facial hair and is too lazy to shave daily. Tends to be slightly overweight.

God, Miguel just pisses me off... He's such a Vaginaface Mcgee

Vaginaface Mcgee by iamthestigsmexicancousin May 19, 2010

Vaginomancy 

1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates.

Girl: What are you studying at school?
Boy: Vaginomancy.

Vaginomancy by flumpis October 16, 2006

vaginamancy 

The wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heterosexual man's circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain, and readjusting flow to the lower waist

Her powers of vaginamancy are superior even to your mom's!

vaginamancy by Kevin Petrick February 17, 2004

vaginaface 

one who has a face shaped like a vagina.

Bob: sabrina's face looks like a vagina.
Steve: what a vaginaface!

vaginaface by Miss Glitterfuck January 26, 2006

vaginaface 

A guy that acts very emotional like a girl in a relationship. He worries if his girlfriend doesn't pick up, or text back. He is very attached, and is the girl in the relationship.

Man, he is such a vaginaface! He has already sent me 3 texts about how I don't text him back often.!

Your such a vaginaface. Grow some balls dude.

vaginaface by HotnSpicy January 2, 2011