when a man befriends a single woman that he wishes to have sex with but instead ends up just hanging around with her all the time doing whatever she wants to do and receives nothing.
"so he spent all day carrying her shopping then went out and watched Titanic only to come home and not get laid (again)"
"damn why is he always fagbagging?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'