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Vaggatical 

Any extended absence in the sexual career of a virile, heterosexual male in order to achieve peace of mind, recover from an STD, unplanned pregnancy, or emotional breakdown. An elective rest or hiatus, often lasting from two months to a year from having sex with multiple female partners. A Vaggatical is elective and does not count if erectile disfunction is involved, or if the guy simply cannot get laid.
I was sleeping with five different women during the same two month period when I realized they were all crazy bitches... I was at a party and four of them were there when I realized it was time to take a Vaggatical.
Vaggatical by Topher Demps October 20, 2010
A word which describes something that is better than magical.
That cheese is quite magagical. (Only to be used if the cheese is actually magical, otherwise this is out of context :P)
magagical by Dan July 18, 2004
Referring to the powers possessed by a particularly MAGICAL vagina.

Like magical, but better! ;)

Bob: Dude what happened after you went home with that clubgirl the other night?
John: Dude she was so fucking awesome, like the best fuck partner EVER....she is truly vagical
Bob: Right on broseph....want a blunt?
John: yeah.
Vagical by k@t!e January 19, 2008

vaganimals 

(noun) creatures whom live within a vajungle, commonly known as crabs.
i ain't touchin that shit....she's got vaganimals!
vaganimals by debbie downer May 12, 2008

Vaganical 

Derived from the words "vagina" and "hammock" (ie vagamick) and then drunkenly used to describe the magical appearance of a vagina that 'needs to be contained' - the word vaganical ultimately means "magical out of control vagina"
Jake thought that cougar had a vaganical cooter.
Vaganical by Binarybabe28 August 2, 2014

Vaganimal 

A; a vagina animal. As in one who is an animal(or crazy for) for vagina, not as in an animal who lives within the confines of the vagina.
My boyfriend wants to have sex with me 5 times a day, hes a real vaganimal.

Viagra turned my husband into a vaganimal. All he does is sit around on our couch, draw vaginas, and even sometimes TALKS to my vagina. It is as if I do not exist anymore, like I am a walking, working, talking Vagina. Welcome to the married life.
Vaganimal by Danger Mojo May 16, 2010