vag bag

when a female squats atop a sleeping individual and puts her vagina in their face. the girl variation of the Tea Bag.

Tom: OMG! I woke up with Linda's crust crotch in my face!
Glen: Dude, that sucks! She vag bagged you good.

by anonymous January 29, 2005

Vag bag

When a female leaves a camel-toe imprint on yo fo-head! (the female version of a tea-bag)

he felt a warm wetness- and a blinding flash jerked him awake in time to realize he just got his picture taken with a vag bag... just then he understood the importance of not passing out first at parties...

by SunnyD81 September 9, 2006

Vag-Bag

The act of a woman tea-bagging anyone on any FPS (First Person Shooters)

"Dude,your girlfriend just Vag-Bagged me in Halo 3"

by TonyVee January 27, 2010

Vag Bag

It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.

girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!

Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?

by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 4, 2011

Vag bag

1. (Directed toward males) Meaning to stop acting overly insensitive.

2. (Directed toward females) Meaning to constantly use her period as a way to rant.

1. Johnny was upset that he wasn't able to go to the concert so he whined and pouted like a vag bag.

2. Melissa always seems to act like a vag bag when ever family is around.

by Jalapeno Flavor August 16, 2010

vag bag

a person acting like a faggot

"Erin stop being such a vag bag"

by Eleanor June 21, 2004

vag bag

1. a substitute for the word "douche" or "douche bag"
2. a cool way to say "douche" or "douche bag"
3. a word you call someone instead of "douche"

EXAMPLE ONE:
emma: excuse me, i have to use a vag bag

EXAMPLE TWO:
matt: god, you are such a douche!
james: well, you are a VAG BAG
matt: you are too cool for school

by blizair May 15, 2008