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when a female squats atop a sleeping individual and puts her vagina in their face. the girl variation of the Tea Bag.
Tom: OMG! I woke up with Linda's crust crotch in my face!
Glen: Dude, that sucks! She vag bagged you good.
by anonymous January 28, 2005
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When a female leaves a camel-toe imprint on yo fo-head! (the female version of a tea-bag)
he felt a warm wetness- and a blinding flash jerked him awake in time to realize he just got his picture taken with a vag bag... just then he understood the importance of not passing out first at parties...
by SunnyD81 September 08, 2006
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It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.
girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!

Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 04, 2011
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Vagbagfood
Acronym for Fat Upper Pussy, the roll of fat located just above a chunky woman's crotch. See also FUP.
My hand would have made it all the way to the honey pot, but it was blocked by the Vagbag
by Crum March 28, 2003
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A female individual or group of women who is/are void of intelligence, sense of humor, wit;
Women who are pretentious, rude, selfish, arrogant and vain.
Female equivalent to the male 'douchebag.'
A woman who is mildy retarded, stupid or crass.
Jade: She tried to take my man and she's a nasty ho.

Mark: Sounds like a real Vagbag.
by Bunkdance Vagbag July 25, 2011
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The act of a woman tea-bagging anyone on any FPS (First Person Shooters)
"Dude,your girlfriend just Vag-Bagged me in Halo 3"
by TonyVee January 26, 2010
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vagbagwork
1. Uterus
2. Uterus while pregnant
Sally was numbed for the Caesarean section because she didn't want her vagbag to shoot the baby out.
by Saunders. August 07, 2007
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