vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.

"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

vacuuming the duck by Duck Vaccumer June 12, 2016

vacuuming the carpet

Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job

I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
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So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.

vacuuming the carpet by FatherTimeWarp November 27, 2011

Vacuuming 

An implications tha you have had or are on shrooms

I was vacuuming yesterday
Man I've been vacuuming for like three hours

Vacuuming by km_McBam April 5, 2008

vaccuming

a way of masturbation with stickin your penis in the vaccum attachment and turning it on suck to pleasure yourself

my vaccum makes me horny becuase i vaccum everyn night

vaccuming by petesgay@bl March 26, 2005

vertical vacuuming

sucking up, the act of ingratiating oneself with someone to get what you want.

he got the job by vertical vacuuming the boss

vertical vacuuming by F. Lopez June 7, 2007

Vacuumin 

The term given to the act of sexual intercourse with a vacuum cleaner.

You'll never guess what, that boy likes Vacuumin, how queer!

Vacuumin by Timmmmmyyyy December 7, 2006

sex vaccuming 

To clean up one's room and living area in order to impress a potential sexual partner.

Sorry dude I can't go get lunch with you today I've gotta go do some sex vaccuming.

sex vaccuming by Three Pounds of Flax October 5, 2012