From: The epic of Gilgamesh. A king and priest of Shurrupak. The god Ea tells him to build a fucking boat. he listens. he carried his wife and animals to safety. The Fucking Noah of Mesopotamia!
WARNING: Do not mix him up with Urshanabi
Utnapishtim the ending looks like Shit I'm Like im going to shit cause it's fucking Noah
Urshanabi the ending looks like Hanna Bi (but pronunced like by) like how did hannah get acroos the river? By Urshanabi the ferrymen duh!
I'm Going to Shit because it's the fucking Noah of Mestpotamia- Utnapishtim!
"Och, yon's a braw big boatie ye hae, there, mon. Wha built it?"
Elderly derelict reeking of alcohol mutters incoherently in reply: "...Utnapishtim, Jimmy."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.