uselyness 

1. usefulness, but way better and much more extreme.

2. the ability or act of having a use, et cetera.

The reason emoticons exist is due to their extreme uselyness.

uselyness by bside starchild August 8, 2007

useless lesbian 

A lesbian who can’t take a hint that another girl likes her, no matter how obvious it is.

Alayna: So Carla always kisses me on the cheek as a greeting, always holds my hand when we walk together in a hallway, gives me pet names like “sweetums” and “babe,” wants to rent an apartment together and get a dog, and then once she straddled me and said she thought I was adorable. I just have no idea if she likes me back!

Kayleigh: You’re such a useless lesbian, Alayna

useless lesbian by Sardonyxx July 25, 2018

Big Useless Dick 

When a guy boasts a lot about the size of his penis, but is actually very boring and cannot last long in bed. He also tries to to sleep with as many women as possible to hide the fact that the quality of sex is really bad.

Well now I know that he's just a Big Useless Dick. Next!

Big Useless Dick by scorpiowoman111 May 16, 2016

Uselessness 

Sakura,

A useless bitch.

This world shall know uselessness.

Uselessness by TEEHEEx6 September 11, 2020

Pa Will useless

When you have will in your group but he doesn't help with anything but he pretends to be doing it and claims to be doing it

Dan: what is he doing?
Best: I don't know but he is not helping
Dan: Pa Will arai na
Best: Pa Will useless

Pa Will useless by bestbe_ August 19, 2020

Useless Definition 

when a world is already defined on urban dictionary, and people decide to write another definition, exactly the same as the first time, for no apparent reason

(person 1) im bored, i'll define a random word on urban dictionary.

(person 2) why are there over 100 definitions for justin bieber? They're all useless definitions, we all know he sucks anyway

Useless Definition by idon'tknow1111 July 13, 2010

Useless Wanker 

Something Captain Price (Or Gaz) yells in the last level of CoD 4, he yells it when the gunship pilot cant help them

Pilot: we can help but it will take time to get there

Gaz or Captain Price: Useless Wanker!

Useless Wanker by Illestemia January 17, 2009