Urinalism 

1. Something written on a urinal, typically by a drunk individual.
2a. An article of "journalism" which is of particularly bad quality or of a particularly foolish nature.
2b. An article of "journalism" which is extremely political to the point which there is nothing of worth to be gleamed from it.

1. He entertained himself in the bathroom by reading the urinallisms.
2a. Everyone reading is just reading for your urinalism, you ARE the joke.
2b. How do they make any money when all they is this urinalism?

Urinalism by Flazzorb November 7, 2019

Urineurysm 

The convulsions brought on when one has waited too long to urinate and is incapable of undoing their pants in time.

Matt stood over the toilet, anxious to relieve himself. He zipped partway down, but it stuck. He pulled and tugged but the fly would not undo. He got chills as he fidgeted at the impossible zipper and trembled as his full bladder felt ready to burst. Matt undid the button and tried to pull his pants down far enough to release. When he was finally able to do so, narrowly escaping sullied pants, Matt could feel his urineurysm subside as he relieved himself.
He sighed and trembled as his stream flowed, and almost felt as if he would cry. The seconds ticked away and soon a full minute passed and Matt shuddered at what he believed to be the worst urineurysm he ever had.

Urineurysm by Riffkin April 16, 2009

Urinism 

Urinism describes recently partnerned peoples inability to speak in the singular person any more... The "I" is replaced with "We"... They are talking in "We" hence the urinism...

Urinism in practice "We can not come out tonight because we are staying in to watch a DVD with a bottle of vino..." or "We do not think it's a good idea"... or "We would but we are off away for a smug weekend"....

Urinism by SE13Mox March 20, 2008

Urinalism 

Writings, quotes, blurbs or jibberish found on or around urinal surfaces; of or pertaining to distinctive doctorine, theory, beliefs, systems or practice . Generally, but not always, composed by persons after alcohol consumption.

If you are writing a urinalism in the restroom, you have been in there too long.

Urinalism by Dmarkisw February 19, 2015

urinarium 

Generally, a place where one expels urine.

"What's a urinarium?"
"A bathroom, you twat."

urinarium by Capt. Killer July 2, 2006

Urinarium 

A toilet cubicle

'Is he at the urinal?'
'No he's in the urinarium'

Urinarium by tvradio January 12, 2009

urinurin 

He is a boy with massive dick and but is fine but low key smart

that urinurin is soo smart

urinurin by anonymous October 4, 2020