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urbanthesaurus 

websiste which should be set up by the creators of this one, (the domain they already own, as typing in urbanthesaurus.com brings up UD) Listing cool alternatives to boring insults such as arse, turd and dick. It could work in the same way this site does, with users sending in the words and phrases, and a search bar!
Hey im bored calling Lee a dick I wanna website where I can get better words for dick! "how about urbanthesaurus .com its just been created!
urbanthesaurus by Jinxxx December 7, 2006
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Urbantard 

Someone who makes up words that no one in their right mind will ever use just so they can see them on Urban Dictionary.
Dude, I just coined the word urbantard - go vote it up.
Urbantard by just_bored_witcha August 27, 2009
Backwords pronunciation of the N-Word, but not exactly backwards spelling.
"Thanks for clutching up and sending me those test answers today...You a real urgan"
Urgan by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020
A term used liberally by Lawyers,Bankers, people working in the Finance sector etc to describe something which all too often is not actually urgent but they simply want it done quicker.

quick-urgent
Hey IT Support, my phone is crackling and I must have someone look at it urgently. OR Hi IT Support, I have got a new icon on my desktop and I need to know what it is urgently.

Hey Messengers, I have got some files on my desk for archiving and they must be taken away as a matter of urgency.

Hi payments team, this banking instruction plus the other 1000 I have sent you today are urgent, urgent, urgent.
URGENT by 1mangsy March 26, 2008

Urgent 2k 

If you are a Nigerian guy, you will understand what "URGENT 2K" mean

Even if you're in love with the girl, you go kukuma out immediately
Ole: Tundu! Please, I need urgent 2k

Therefore; Tunde is a member of Stingy Men Association of Nigeria (SMAN)

Tunde: OK, let me see what I can do (na there e end)

Brothers code 301: Save your brother from urgent 2k ladies
Please do all you can to save him from such girls
Urgent 2k by SMAN Executive February 25, 2021

urbantool 

Someone who either

1. Adds their own name to Urbandictionary, describing it as "very cool person etc"

2. Adds their (online) enemy's name to Urbandictionary, describing it as "biggest turd on the planet etc"

Urbantools are to be hunted down and punished severely.
It's less fun to browse Urbandictionary with all these urbantools adding dumb bullshit that is relevant only to them and, at most, three other people.
urbantool by Damstoner March 15, 2009

Urgentina 

it needs to be done quickly or asap

alternative way to say urgently

when you want to say urgently and suddenly

suddenly you think of Argentina
I need to go to the bathroom urgentina!
Urgentina by sloppybarbie September 8, 2020