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vomit that sticks to the ceiling
person 1: "dude did you see what happened to john last night?"
person 2: "yeah check out the upstuck in the bathroom"
person 3: " woah"
upstuck by mikexmayhem May 3, 2010
A poker term invented by @PhilLaak in 2015 to describe being down from your highest value. This can be used in non-poker terms for emotional swings for being down from your highest high.
I had a great few days but now lately I just feel upstuck.
upstuck by JohnBillings210 April 24, 2023
The tucking of a boner towards the top of your pants
I got a boner in class so I got the uptuck going
uptuck by tucker June 18, 2005
where an adolescent male gets a raging boner at the wrong time and has to tuck the enlarged member in his belt and pull his shirt over it to hide it.
today in math class i got a huge boner looking at Mrs. Smith, i had to pull the uptuck.
uptuck by justnotright June 28, 2005
the ring was stuck on my finger and then i wiggled it until it was unstuck.
unstuck by Ben Edwards October 28, 2005
the process in which the vagina in stimulation produces its own lubricant(or marinade) and begins a pull on the shaft of the penis...

some say scientifically this is a reaction to pull semen closer to the uterus......

also the constriction of the vaginal walls mimicing a swallowing sensation
Nic watched as i nailed that chick so hard she got all bothered and caused an upsuck so hard on my schlong.....it pulled all the skin up to the head of my dick to where i didnt have enough skin left to close my eyes.

The upsuck of that chicks ass was like someone drinking out of a garden hose in the summer.
upsuck by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008