using the water retaining bowl of the toilet, instead of the toilet itself.
that beyotch pissed me off, so I ate 3 large burritos, took some Ex Lax, went over to her house and left her an upper-decker to deal with.
by Amanda Huggankiss August 2, 2006
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While at a respected friends house retire to their restroom, stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of their toilet and steady your cheeks directly above it. Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible. When finished, wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper in the cabinet under said friends bathroom sink. When the toilet is flushed by the next user the bowl will be rinsed with your feces. A firm stool will cause repeated minor fecal rinsing, while viscous, soupy stool will flush out all at once filling the toilet thus causing repeat flushing until clean water is present.
The upper decker was rejoiced by all who were present.
by A Tortured Soul March 5, 2006
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Also referred to as 'Going Up Top,' the act of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. Common courtesy not to flush. Used TP should be placed inside drawers, magazines, or the tank itself. Feel free to throw in any other items you can find in the bathroom during the process.
"Man this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker"

"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"
by ShitBrick February 25, 2004
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Man.. Tom is being a dick! I'm going to give him the upper decker before we bail!
by BigL830 August 18, 2017
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Yo last night I took an upper decker in Jim’s toilet!
by FamousJew October 29, 2020
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The act of defecating into the upper tank of a domestic toilet.
When they started playing charades, I took an upper decker and made a quick exit.
by afokenr March 26, 2003
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the act of taking a shit in the cistern of a pub or restaurent toilet to highlight dissatisfaction at service or food standards.
causes the water flushed into the toilet to be shitty. and lets face it, who is gonna take a turd out of a cistern??? muuhahahaha
by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003
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