3 definitions by A Tortured Soul

scrape

Another name for toilet paper. Used to scrape the shit from one's ass.

Don't forget to grab some scrape at the store today, I had to wipe my ass with newspaper last night.

by A Tortured Soul April 15, 2006

pisstipation

Having to urinate very badly but being unable to no matter how hard you try.

The guy next to me at the urinals kept looking at my dong which caused severe pisstipation.

by A Tortured Soul April 15, 2006

upper decker

While at a respected friends house retire to their restroom, stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of their toilet and steady your cheeks directly above it. Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible. When finished, wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper in the cabinet under said friends bathroom sink. When the toilet is flushed by the next user the bowl will be rinsed with your feces. A firm stool will cause repeated minor fecal rinsing, while viscous, soupy stool will flush out all at once filling the toilet thus causing repeat flushing until clean water is present.

The upper decker was rejoiced by all who were present.

by A Tortured Soul March 5, 2006