Blump-Upkin 

Combination of a Blumpkin and an Upperdecker.

The act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the upper section of a toilet after taking the lid off.

After becoming bored with the typical Tuesday night Blumpkin, Andrej decided to spice it up a bit with the Blump-Upkin. Tuesday nights will never be the same!

Blump-Upkin by BlumpkinOrDie January 8, 2021

one upping 

When one person talks about their accomplishment, another person in their discussion chimes in about how they have either already done that or how they have done something else. Common among friend groups, and acquaintances.

"John needs to stop fucking one upping everyone!"
"Stop one upping and let me tell my story."

one upping by SummerBoi?! December 23, 2017

Urkin 

Term developed by The Sports Guy Bill Simmons's friend House. Used to describe multiple sports programs being at commercial simultaneously, as CBS frequently does during their NCAA tourney coverage. The dreaded quadraple urkin is when all four games being covered are at commercial at once.

Taken from the movie Borat. Urkin is the name of the town rapist.

I was at the bar trying to watch a few games and CBS pulled a two triple urkins in ten minutes.

Urkin by TheAfroRican March 18, 2007

upinder

When someone sac taps you so hard you bust a nut.

Jeez, Ethan just Upindered me

upinder by NANBANGER69 July 2, 2017

Upknuck 

The single most positive affirmation between friends, colleagues, what have you. Said affirmation carries more weight than even those of normal knucks, secret hand shakes, high fives, etc. An Upknuck is preformed when two, or more, people bump fists with metacarpals facing toward other participant and phalanges facing up towards the sky. "Turn that pound upside down."

Rules to Upknuck:
1. You don't deny an Upknuck at any point one is offered. Said denial of Upknuck can result in said Upknucker refusing any further Upknuck related offers to said Upknuckee with Upknucker being completely justified.
2. You don't blow up an Upknuck. Ever.

Dude 1: "Just got a rim job from Sally!"
Bro 2: "Upknucks, brooooo!"

Upknuck by BradJacobGrose September 6, 2010

upping 

To have sex with someone or another discreet name for sex

"Who have you been upping lately"

Adj. "Ha man just upped this hell skank"

upping by Shahid Jefcoate June 1, 2007

Upine 

A word that often follows "pork."

Pork Upine.

Upine by Sninck February 16, 2022