Term developed by The Sports Guy Bill Simmons's friend House. Used to describe multiple sports programs being at commercial simultaneously, as CBS frequently does during their NCAA tourney coverage. The dreaded quadraple urkin is when all four games being covered are at commercial at once.
Taken from the movie Borat. Urkin is the name of the town rapist.
I was at the bar trying to watch a few games and CBS pulled a two triple urkins in ten minutes.