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8.
Something an overjoyed douchebag says.
After Ashlee Simpson took Pete Wentz's surname, Pete said "upgrade me"
by Danklin24 May 29, 2008
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9.
1. Seedless marijuana that is better than middies, yet is not nugs.

2. Homegrown nuggets.
I never smoke schwag, only upgrade or nugs.
by Andy Holman October 11, 2005
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