ghetto upgrade

When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.

I got a ghetto upgrade on my flight to Bangkok and was able to sleep most of the way.

by the booniepepper April 14, 2009

Hook upgrade

An term of derision. In this situation, a woman regularly hooks up with a man who is only interested in casual sex. The man will either explicitly say that he does not want a romantic relationship, or will repeatedly tell the woman that he is “not sure what he wants”- as a way to defer the subject, or to indirectly tell the woman “no.” But the woman naively believes that if she just sticks it out long enough and shows the man how much she cares for him, a proper relationship will eventually begin. In actuality this will never, ever happen. The “hook upgrade” is the female equivalent of the “gay friend” phenomenon.

Despite several failures, Buffy continues to believe in the possibility of the hook upgrade.

by Popeyes Chicken Ph.D. February 18, 2010

upgrade u

Upgrade u or upgrade you refers to Beyonce's song.

To upgrade someone is to make them a better person. Being with you is an upgrade for them. They need you in their life. Being with you will take that person to the next level.

partner let me upgrade u
flip a new page introduce u to some new things & upgrade u
i can (up), can i (up), let me upgrade u

by Misadventures September 6, 2006

fucked-upgrade

A software upgrade that is somehow not as good as good as the software it replaced.

"I just downloaded the fucked-upgrade of Photoshop and now you can't 'undo', you can only 'step backwards'.

"The new version of such and such trashed my hard drive. That's one fucked-upgrade."

1.: I guess they came up with a new fucked-upgrade to Yahoo! Mail. You DL it?

2.: Nope.

1.: Me neither.

by Mooderator August 28, 2007

Samsung Upgrade

When someone, takes an electronic product, then jizzes in/on it to improve it's "semi-conductance" capabilites: in homage to the great south korean corporation, who initiated this practice.

Jin: "Dude, I just gave your laptop a Samsung upgrade!"

Min-ho Lee: "WTF!!!"

by Fackerman March 6, 2011

Upgrade High

that short-lived personal satisfaction you get just after upgrading your software to the latest version

oh what an upgrade high I'm on - I'm now running the latest version of Skype, BBM and BB Sync for Mac. Pity it will only last a few days...

by Peter Greenwall June 2, 2011

upgrade regifting

the act of regifting a recieved gift, however an additional five to ten dollars is spent to upgrade the gift to a larger size or better make. this in turn makes the giver feel more better about the regifting.

Jeff- "I'll be right back, I gotta go to the store to finish up my Christmas shopping."

Pops- "Whatcha gettin?"

Jeff- "Gonna take this flashlight back and get a bigger one. I love upgrade regifting.

Pops- "Didn't I get you a flashlight last year for Christmas?"

by thetryplethreat December 22, 2010