up-front payment

Standard meaning of pre-reimbursement aside, can refer to either:
(1) a buxom chick's letting you "squeeze theeze" as recompense for your performing one or more tasks for her, or

(2) dough dat you're obliged to shell out in order to be allowed to "pleasure yer paws" wif said bountiful baby-feeders.

Dudes, you should always be wary if a hot curvy number either requests or offers "up-front payment", as this can signal dat she secretly has no intention of actually "delivering da goods" on either side of da equation --- i.e., she may either get you to pay her for touchy-feely privileges but then never actually undo her bra, or she may get you to perform whatever difficult/yucky task dat she is offering you chest-access as a reward for, but then either deny dat she ever agreed to said "exchange", suddenly claim to have "gotten religion" and thus cannot allow you to touch her titties "in good conscience", or simply "pull a disappearing act" after said task is completed before you even have a chance to ask for your promised reward!

up-front payment by QuacksO April 20, 2026

Sit up front 

A bathroom prank similar to the Upper Decker, Dry Docker, and Riding the Horse Backwards, but logistically much easier. The idea here is to sit at the very front of the toilet seat, with your rectal opening just over the edge. This way, when you defecate, your feces falls just inside the front lip of the toilet bowl, leaving a brown streak on the side of the bowl. The fecal matter then "welds" to the side of the bowl, outside the water line, leaving a horrible stench and a difficult cleanup job. Because the toilet has not been altered in any way, people may assume that someone just "missed" and was not a deliberate act.

The problem with the "Upper Decker" is that most public toilets do not have an upper tank, and in private residences access to the upper tank is often difficult because of shelving, cabinetry, wall artwork, etc. If there is nothing near the toilet to hold onto, it is also difficult to balance. The problem with the dry docker is access to the shut off valve. In public restrooms this is usually not accessible. Riding the Horse Backwards makes no sense because one would have to remove his/her pants completely in order to straddle the toilet while facing the wall. Sitting up front accomplishes the same goal, but is much easier.

The employee at the sandwich shop was rude to me, so I am going to use their restroom and sit up front.

Sit up front by Trumplodyte February 13, 2019

business up front party in the back 

See mullet.

He tore off his Caterpillar hat, showing even more of his mullet hairstyle and cried "Yeah lady! It's business up front party in the back!"

business up front party in the back by Tragnou Rosalbo October 3, 2009

Two Passengers Up Front 

A woman with nice big boobs.

She has Two Passengers Up Front.

Two Passengers Up Front by X_herb July 23, 2011

business up front party in the back 

Business: confident, presentable, serious

Party: At ease, hanging loose, flowing, always ready for a good time...

After winning the world championship lawnmower races, Earl shouted "Business up front party in the back!" with his dirty-greasy mullet flowing in the breeze. Meanwhile his competitors stood to the side cowering in defeat.

business up front party in the back by Ryan Michael R November 19, 2007

Junk Up Front

A special "package" worth sharing, an endowed frontal view

“Good Junk Up Front”
A Weiner, a wiener, a man in boxer briefs;
A picture of his package, an underwear tweet.
A sexual transgression, bare-chest sexting;
Doing it repeatedly with muscle pecs flexing.
"Inappropriate" liaisons, a malicious hack;
He then thought it over and he took it back.
Pun-laden comments, a media blitz;
Below-the-waist bulge, so hard to admit.
Secret conversations, all new technology;
A mistaken outlet for age-old male fantasy.
A “virtual” mess, choking back tears;
Damage to assess, been six in three years.
An uncertain future, more scandal to confront;
But voters can be certain Weiner has good junk up front.

Junk Up Front by Okto December 7, 2011

butt up front 

Phenomena which occurs when a very fat person shoves the lower part of their stomach beneath the waist of their pants creating the appearance of an extra pair of buttocks.

Man, after Jenny had her baby she developed some major butt up front.

butt up front by FergusonTO35 October 21, 2010