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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke 

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

Dote Up A Cat 

v. To fuck a cat. Could also mean to fuck those cat-people you find all the time in anime.
Bob: I would love to dote up a cat right now, you know what I mean?

Frank: I have no idea what that means.
Dote Up A Cat by Nixon '08 January 10, 2009

National Give Up Some Cat Day 

May 30th. National Give Up Some Cat Day is a day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong
Today is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

National Give Up Some Cat Day 

May 30th. National Give Up Some Cat Day is a day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong
Today is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

National Give Up Some Cat Day 

May 30th is deemed National Give Up Some Cat Day. A day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong.
May 30th of every year is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

cat stuck up a tree 

cat stuck up a tree refers to news, especially local news which is utterly pointless and of no interest to anyone whatsoever but talentless hacks put it on the telly nevertheless.
talentless hack from Border Television's Lookaround: "We are coming on live and exclusive coming from Hawick where there is a cat stuck up a tree"
cat stuck up a tree by Ryan Dollard November 26, 2006