unwitty

Someone who tries to be witty, but fails.

He was so unwitty when he text messaged me this...
"So far I just want u to know that ur one of the most beautiful women i have ever met both inside and out. One could say 'girl ur the shit' Have a great day!"

unwitty by InterestingTeamwork December 9, 2008

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unwitting

not aware or knowing, not intentional

the three unwitting freshmen were blamed for the chicken in the girl's locker room, even thought they didn't do it

unwitting by jairo arroyo September 20, 2007

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unwitty • Unwittyful • unlitty • unwitting

unlitty

opposite of lit or litty, uncool, not good

Meghan has an unlitty personality, she is such a stick in the mud.

unlitty by UrbanWendy August 4, 2017

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Unwittyful

Another and better way to say unintelligent/Dim

Andy that was unwittyful of you to say that!

Unwittyful by Git hater January 24, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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