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Someone who tries to be witty, but fails.
He was so unwitty when he text messaged me this...
"So far I just want u to know that ur one of the most beautiful women i have ever met both inside and out. One could say 'girl ur the shit' Have a great day!"
by InterestingTeamwork January 05, 2007