unsuave 

The opposite of suave. Someone who is completely unsmooth on dates and with people of the opposite sex.

J-Dogzilla was so unsuave, he dropped his silverware twice at dinner.

unsuave by J-Dogzilla June 20, 2007

unscaved 

The uneducated version of unscathed.

I made it out of the polygamist compound unscaved!

unscaved by Chad J. May 7, 2008

Unshaven Ape Fuck 

Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.

"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"

Unshaven Ape Fuck by Monsieur Tennek July 22, 2009

unshaven nutsack 

an annoying person of low integrity.

Boss: You got that briefing document ready for me yet?
Me: WTF. It's 9.00am Monday morning you unshaven nutsack!

unshaven nutsack by kam75xx July 21, 2019

unswavering 

A synergistic combination of unwavering and unswerving.

His unswavering dedication to duty was in keeping with the highest traditions of the Naval Service.

unswavering by John Shuler, Esquire January 11, 2007

Unslaved 

Not a slave

He/She is unslaved

Unslaved by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. May 7, 2020

Unshaven Shrimp Hole

A poorly maintained, likely has an odor, unwashed snatch. Used as a slanderous term against another man in an internet fight.

Watch out, or else I'll be coming for your girls Unshaven Shrimp Hole.

Unshaven Shrimp Hole by Loselfuego February 24, 2022