Unshaven Ape Fuck

Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.

"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"

Unshaven Ape Fuck by Monsieur Tennek July 22, 2009

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unshaven nutsack

an annoying person of low integrity.

Boss: You got that briefing document ready for me yet?
Me: WTF. It's 9.00am Monday morning you unshaven nutsack!

unshaven nutsack by kam75xx July 21, 2019

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unwaving

epic swag master

"Yo isnt unwaving the coolest?? Hes way smarter than that degenerate named praefectuso"

unwaving by waving October 2, 2020

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uncaving

The act of being beyond horny. Usually experienced by a woman in a case where she hasn't had sex for a long long time.

Girl 1: "Omg, I'm so uncaving right now.."
Girl 2: "You should seriously go visit your boyfriend soon."

uncaving by maymaya August 22, 2016

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Unshaven Shrimp Hole

A poorly maintained, likely has an odor, unwashed snatch. Used as a slanderous term against another man in an internet fight.

Watch out, or else I'll be coming for your girls Unshaven Shrimp Hole.

Unshaven Shrimp Hole by Loselfuego February 24, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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