unijerk 

a circle jerk that has only one member

No one was interested in joining my circle jerk, so I just had a unijerk.

unijerk by bulbamander222 August 18, 2012

unjerkable 

Someone so ugly or nasty that no one would give them a hand job

Yo dude, you see that hobo, totally unjerkable.

unjerkable by shanman72 May 3, 2018

Unjerk 

The process of turning a jerk into not being a jerk anymore!

I am the biggest jerk on earth, but you are the one who unjerks me!

Unjerk by Aman.S.Aneja June 6, 2015

Unjerkoffable

1. Adjective
Unable to be jerked off to

"it had a bunch of effects, it was unjerkoffable"

Unjerkoffable by The man of potatoes May 10, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022