when you get a message from someone you don't want to reply to, but you can't ignore them because they're important or likely ARE conveying something important. You cheekily expand the phone notification so the little symbol doesn't change to "read"
OMG I have got 37 undread messages from my landlord; I swear I'llcheck them, maybe after I've had time to unwind in the sauna.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi